panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

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  • Me:ugh, the radio always plays the same songs
  • Me:*listens to same album on repeat for 7 years*
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bleachdalilah:

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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She’s sunny one minute then she’s pouring down rain

(via thinsquids)
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If you were a drug, there wouldn’t be a sober vein in my body.

i’m fucking addicted to you (via soulsscrawl)
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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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w is not a vowel

every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
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calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

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  • #OH MY GOD #THIS IS ME #DOUBTFULROMANCE #IM RUO.G #HAHAHAH
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