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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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My pain was never beautiful or poetic. It was answering the phone mid breakdown and laughing like I was fine.

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If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.

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This hit me harder than I expected.

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wow

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DONT CALL ME “SILLY” OR “CUTIE” OR I WILL SMILE AND BLUSH SO HARD MY FACE WILL CATCH ON FIRE DO U WANT THAT 

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